DA VINCI AND RED BULL

It was Tuesday night, the next day I had two exams and one of them was in art history I studied Dali, Piccaso, Da Vinci ... and I began to think of his work when suddenly I found myself in a museum and were there each and every one of those works. I started to turn, to observe and suddenly heard a voice behind me telling me you've fallen asleep, you're going to be late for exam! and what was my surprise when I opened my eyes had shed all the Red Bull in the book.

He was an ordinary day, we were giving it class while the teacher explained I was walking around the class when suddenly came a teacher. When this came out of the class to close the door which had been noticed barred. The teacher came over to try to open the knob kept in her hand We were locked!

The parachute

A parachute man was flying when something, like a meteorite, felt down, and nearly hit him. "Shit, what's the hell is it?".

After a investigation, the "meteorite" seemed to be the ball that Sergio Ramos shoted in a penalty in the Champions League's semifinal versus Baryern Munchen, which  became petrified in the space.

Be good, don't risk to go to hell

Where am I going to buy the shampoo? My hair is too dirty. Why anyone said to me that in the hell there isn't shampoo? If I had known, I would have been a good person.

Signed,

Llongueras

A rat in the underground

Suddenly, the air smells as cheese, obviusly I was very hungry, and because of that I went to find my awesome cheese. But the thing that I didn´t know was to find with pretty much humans that they went to here to there and going up to the train chairs, so rude, I think. So, when I was trying to find my chees but the people didn´t let me to do it, so finally I went home without my cheese...I think that someone record me, I don´t care. The only thing that I want was my cheese, but I haven´t. 

(Virginia Ávila Jiménez)

The horrible day

Today it was an exhausted one, the whole day going to here going to there, and the only thing that I wanted was to be chilling at home, take out my freacking high heels, wash my hair and chill in my bed. But the thing is that yeah I went home, I took out my high heels and when I go to the shower, I opened the tap and I was going to wash my hair... WHAT THE HELL?! THERE IS NO SHAMPOO?! Mad, I get out of the shower go to the frigde and took an ice cream and ate it like there is not tomorrow.

(Virginia Ávila Jiménez)

Had he got a dog?

He knew that the same excuse of always was not useful . This day he didn't take the task to class to make believe others that he had dog.

Why?

I had the ball in one hand and the movil in the other while I was playing in the park with my dog.
My subconscious cheat me and well, let´s say that I can´t use my movil anymore.

María Providencia Abad

Red Bull works for everybody

Dear diary:

Since I tried this drink, I´m feel like a bull, I feel really fantastic.

I´ve started painting best than ever. My ideas are exploding in my brain.

Sign:

 Leonardo Da Vinci

Oh Mary look this advertisement ¡It´s really funny

Do we have red bull in the fridge?

María Providencia Abad

THE SUN, THE EARTH AND MARS LINE UP TONIGHT

Tonight 8 of April, Mars is going to make its opposition to the Sun, a Mars orbit movement makes a completely  line up with the Sun and the Earth, this line up will allow us to see Mars; maybe the coming planet for humans.

To motivate the population and to move away the worries, the Madrid mayor is going to turn off the lights of Madrid  at 21.03 to see this phenomenon also  the mayor have design an area to everybody that want to live together that moment.

María Providencia Abad López